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There’s no place like home

As I sat in the backseat of my Toyota Corolla, the sleeves of my newly purchased Bluenotes hoodie were quickly running out of dry cotton space to wipe away the hot tears that were invading my face. I was watching … Continue reading

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‘Are you scared to die?’

“You’re not asking half the questions you came here to ask me.” “Fine, are you scared to die?” My cheeks were hot and I was terrified as the words slowly dribbled out of my mouth. She always encouraged me to … Continue reading

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You can’t do this job without your heart

When I first majored in journalism, I knew that homicides were something I never wanted to do.  A week ago, I changed my mind. I was sipping a cup of Chai tea and getting ready to slip into my PJs … Continue reading

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Your ID says ‘yes’, but the wrinkles on your face say ‘no’

When I was 20, I tried to dip my toes into the bar scene.  Also known as, warm beer spilled all over the dance floor. I was exposed to a world of Tequila shots, uncoordinated dance moves, and late night … Continue reading

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What your mommy never told you…

I remember the first time my mom took me bra shopping…it was the last time my mom took me bra shopping. We went to the women’s underwear department at Sears. I was ticked. I remember my mom bought me a … Continue reading

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Where them girls at?

Over the past 23 years, I’ve been roaming this Earth without any prospects of a significant other. It doesn’t bother me because I hate cars, Star Wars, and World of Warcraft. My hands get clammy whenever someone feels the need … Continue reading

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So There’s This Guy…

November is the adolescence between fall and winter.  It’s ugly, uncertain, and disobliging. Not to mention, Movember beards look like a messy plate of spaghetti. I wish we could rewrite the months of the year, and leave November out of … Continue reading

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