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Over the past 23 years, I’ve been roaming this Earth without any prospects of a significant other. It doesn’t bother me because I hate cars, Star Wars, and World of Warcraft. My hands get clammy whenever someone feels the need … Continue reading
20. The sales guy at the beer store knows your first name. 19. You replace your old friends with new friends called: “textbook, lap top, and Word document. 18. You think that coffee and a bagel is an acceptable way … Continue reading
If you’re gay, then you probably own multiple pink shirts. If you’re gay, then it’s safe to say you drink Cosmos and Strawberry Daiquiris-with the sword and cherry of course. If you’re gay, then I bet you spend hours gelling … Continue reading
All good things come in threes. Think about it: The Three Musketeers. The Three Stooges. Snap, Crackle and Pop. Three Blind Mice. Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Third time’s a charm. Rock, paper, scissors. Peter, Paul, and Mary. Three cheers … Continue reading
I want to talk about my summer, which did not consist of a trip overseas or a hot July fling. Instead, it involved an excursion onto the battlegrounds of journalism. I carried a notepad as my gun, 85 extra pens … Continue reading
In the words of Chumbawamba: “I get knocked down, but I get up again.” In my last year of university, I felt like a Blue Whale in a puddle. In my first year of CreComm I felt like a minnow … Continue reading