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Monthly Archives: December 2012
Kindergarten was a big year. I picked my nose and refused to eat the peas on my dinner plate. And when I grew up, I wanted to be Loonette the Clown from The Big Comfy Couch. I prank called the … Continue reading
In my hometown, you hear high school students say they’re going to “move to the big city” after graduation. Eventually we get here. Then what? If you’re like me, you take a map with you wherever you go, and carry … Continue reading
I used to make fun of people who cried over breakups. This isn’t 500 Days of Summer. Suck it up, you’re going to be okay. I was wrong. When I was dumped, I felt like I was canoeing through a … Continue reading
Remember when your classmates started dating in grade nine? At break you’d see them stroll off into a corner and do what ever it is that they do. They would canoodle in the hallway or play footsies under their desks. … Continue reading